.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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