you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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