dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
