went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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