Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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