Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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