Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize