they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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