It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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