ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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