There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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