I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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