i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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