im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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