I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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