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just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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