we're blogging at a bar
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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