it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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