were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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