i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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