chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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