she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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