the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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