There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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