On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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