absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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