He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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