32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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