Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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