btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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