My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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