pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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