I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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