The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize
