im so drunk with asians
where?
always
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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