Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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