my mouth tastes like poor choices
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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