k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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