I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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