if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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