I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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