i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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