He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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