Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
