He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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