I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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