She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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