he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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