its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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