I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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