I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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