she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It all started with a game of naked twister.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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