I'm going to jail i love you
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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