yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
This is classic penis vs brain.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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