Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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