i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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