How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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