i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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